SAM CAN CODE . . .
a noble exercise in poor taste

HIIIII THERE..... if you've ever seen a prior site of mine, you'll probably take note of how bare bones this is. I'M WASHED! i'm at a point in my now-much-too-prolonged of an e-career where i'm too cool for rentry (fuck your metadata!!!) but also any Concepts Of A Plan i have for a neocities, far too elaborate to commit to; i'm a one night siter kind of lady i must admit..... also anything i code is absolutely illegible if you are on your phone no matter how many you have even if you're kevin gates with 2 phones, IF YOU ARE ON A PHONE YOU TYPICALLY CAN'T READ MY SHIT... this is my ultimatum, sam's first ever mobile compatible site; have at it & feel for the winter but don't have a cold heart (¬_¬") i'm saying be nice!

✷ it's more likely than not you'll find a SURPRISE upon clicking around .... KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED

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HOME SWEET HOME ... YOU ARE HERE RIGHTTT NOW .... nothing too special look around
BULLSHIT ... like everyone else who has ever mustered it up to put this much time onto their own little site, i like a lot of things. so much so i make a website about it! WOW! here's all that
DIGITAL DIARY / CERTIFIED FILOSOFER ... you can probably tell by now that my calling in life is flabbing my gums (METAPHORICALLY, because the only sound being ilicited as i'm writing this is the tip-tap of my keyboard), i'm really outspoken on all my ventures and my thoughts on them amidst such THIS IS WHERE IT'D BE HELD; TAKE A GANDER

SAM CAN READ; BUT WHAT CAN'T I DO?

★ what's the deal with sam anyway ????

OK I'M SUPER GLAD YOU ASKED let this serve as reference for the writer of my biography after i become the first person let alone lady to win a nobel prize in all 5 categories and then when i get my final award which will probably be the medical one quite honestly that's not totally my bag; i'm going to post a picture on my story of me TINKLING on it like kanye with his grammys because i think alfred nobel is a BIG FAT PHONY! more on this later but if you want the jumpstart read the existential pleasures of engineering by samuel c. florman godbless

i feel like i have so much to say about myself until i get to writing on things such as this, not that i don't know anything about myself because surely i do more than anyone else in this great big world BUT it's about how you format it!!! it's all about how i write it out and how you the person reading this right now end up interpreting it!!! BEING SAID ... i hail from the sunny land that is central californ-i-a, love it here, though i was born in east texas; jarring change i know... today what i get up to, when i tell people my actual job title they kind of just squint their eyes at me like i'm a total moron; SO picture yourself at a mall and you buy something stupid like you're frank sinatra with little nancy clung at your leg, well to be FRANK (haha) with you....... i have to do data analytics for that. it sucks. BUT I BET IF I LIVED IN THE 19TH CENTURY I COULD'VE KICKED ALFRED NOBEL'S ASSSS AND THEN THE NOBEL PRIZE WOULD BE NAMED AFTER ME... i really ought to be a teacher! when i was a young girl in high school i would dedicate every june of my summers to teaching second graders, full classroom to myself; i think it's just the sweetest thing. speaking of being in high school, i was a dual enrollment student and was able to graduate with my associates degree in mechanical engineering THAT'S RIGHT WOMEN IN STEM WHO CHEERED and today i'm begrudgingly pursuing my bachelors even though it's total baloney and i'm certainly a victim of the tumultuous american education system. more on that later!

before i start blathering to you about things that i like, which is on another page IF YOU ARE JUST SO INTERESTED! i think it's more reasonable to talk about my hobbies first as it delves into what i actually do, because you can think about essentially anything but if you're not taking any associative action then maybe you're a phony. who knows. maybe i do! enough of that, the most typical things i discern myself with, and you actually know by now if you're the type of person to just click on the first thing you see on websites, i really love to read. i read every chance i get and my bookshelf is as varied noah's ark; more on that later, but i also find importance in not being a total weenie; throughout my life i've engaged in a handful of sports, i get the jitters if i'm not physically active, really. when i was a young girl in high school (not that long ago i graduated nearly 4 months ago upon writing this) i've done ladies baseball on varsity WHICH DIFFERENT FROM SOFTBALL DON'T EVEN, i've done volleyball, this was ages ago but i still bring it up truly whenever i can but i have an amateur boxing license. what an adventurous whippersnapper i was!!!!!! today ..... as said in the opening remarks of this site, i am wholly washed. as i'm writing this i was recently accepted for a congressional internship in my local district which obviously means that i'm going to be the next president of the united states, but i really need to start applying for things more within my actual forte. MORE ON THAT LATER!